Did you ever wonder what happened to Cinderela?
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Did you ever wonder what happened to Cinderela?
She's now 85 years old, having lead a long and fulfilling life with her now dead prince, retired, and living a relaxed lifestyle. One afternoon, she's sitting on her front porch in her rocking chair with her faithful companion, her old cat, Bob, on her lap. Poof!!! The Fairy Godmother appears. Cinderela says: "Fairy Godmother, where have you been all these years." The Fairy Godmother replies: "I've been watching over you, Cinderela. You've led a good life. You've been kind to many people. I'm here to grant you three wishes, anything you want." Cinderela says "For my first wish, I'd like to be fabulously wealthy." Poof!!! Her rocking chair is solid gold. Bob leaps off her lap and scurries over to the corner of the porch. Cinderela then says: "For my second wish, I'd like to be a young girl again." Poof!!! She's a beautiful, vibrant, young girl with all these desires, dormant for many years, stirring. Cinderela then says: "For my third wish, I'd like Bob to be a handsome young man." Poof!!! Bob the cat becomes a handsome young man who takes Cinderela into his arms, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
"Now don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered?"
"Now don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered?"
RB YOU TOOO MUCH! 
