"This is Jules Asner reporting from the Wonka Corporation chocalate factory, a subsidiary of Nestle's Corporation, where hundreds of enslaved dwarves from Poland, the Czech Republic, and Minnesota have been liberated form their captor. The FBI has also retrieved literally thousands of child pornography pictures from the hard drives of William Wonka's personal and company computers. Authorities first suspected foul play at the factory after the disappearance of four children from his factory in June of 1971. Rumor had it the the four children: Veruca Salt, Augustus Gloop, Violet Beaureguard and Mike Teevee had suffered fates ranging from drowning in a chocolate river, turning purple and exploding and shrinking to 1/100th original size from TV radar transmissions. Their bodies were never recovered..."

 

How can you do a thing like this build a little boys dreams up and then SMASH THEM TO PIECES!!!!!!!!





































"I said good day!!!!!"

 

Zoe, you are

 

zoe sucks

 

*snif*





You always hurt the ones you love!

 

No wonder she's so mean to us...

 

 

my

 

a$$