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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 05:34 PM
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Practice, Practice, Practice.
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 05:43 PM
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Oh, I thought we were talking about pork-her chips.
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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 04:35 AM
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Sign in favorite bar:

"Liquor in the front, poker in the rear."
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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 04:53 AM
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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 09:47 AM
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Playing tonight!
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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 10:33 AM
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Good luck.
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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 11:04 AM
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Luck be a lady tonight.
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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 11:16 AM
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Bitch f'ed me in the a$$ last weekend.

Raise before the flop with A/Q.

Flop A/Q, make a big bet, get called.

Turn card is a third spade. Check, Check.

River, blank. All-In.

F'er had K/4 spades.

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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 11:31 AM
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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 11:35 AM
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How come when I play crap cards like that, I get f'ed up the A$$?
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