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Old Dec 10, 2003 | 02:29 AM
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Default Do you wash your pants with Windex?

Cause I can see myself in them! Really funny but honestly. If you wanna chat up/flirt with a girl, what do you say?

I've heard the whole range from Windex, Ciao Bella (of course only from Italians ), boooooooooaaaaaaaaaaah, who's ya Momma ( ), I have a big bed - wanna share?, I lost my phone number can you give me yours to very insulting ones.

Anyone out there have something nice on stock too



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Old Dec 10, 2003 | 02:38 AM
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People have actually used those on you?
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Old Dec 10, 2003 | 02:39 AM
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Ugh... pathetic...


I usually just say hi, introduce myself, compliment her multiple times, etc... doesn't always work for me, but at least I'm not a cornball.
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Old Dec 10, 2003 | 05:33 AM
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i just pull up, pop my head out my window, and am like..yo shorty, i like that fine ass, get yo bitch self over here and get up in here.

it always works guranteed, go try it now!
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Old Dec 10, 2003 | 05:34 AM
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p.s. i dont wear pants
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Old Dec 10, 2003 | 05:40 AM
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If the shorty is a hooker...
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Old Dec 10, 2003 | 05:41 AM
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shh
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Old Dec 10, 2003 | 05:42 AM
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Or a high schooler...
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Old Dec 10, 2003 | 05:43 AM
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indeed
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Old Dec 10, 2003 | 06:04 AM
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Perchloroethylene (PCE) works better, plus it'll give you a nice buzz.
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