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Old Sep 9, 2004 | 01:17 PM
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Arrow Doctors are great...

... when you DON'Tneed them

Had my MRI today after a really strange EEG picture. The doctor turned out to be a major DICK . He wasn't there to look at the MRI results so we where sent home and told, that he would call us. Yeeeeeeeah, rrrrrrright So my Mum calls him and he tells her she's disturbing him Of course my Mummy doesn't give a daaaaamn and asks what the hell is wrong with my MRI. And he says "NOTHING" 2 EEGs can't be wrong so sths not right.

Whatever it is, I hate having to depend on these unfriendly idiots who think they are some kind of god

Just had to get rid of that

Sorry
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Old Sep 9, 2004 | 01:25 PM
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sorry Lil Girl sounds like your dealing with a Dicktor not a Docktor

Some can be GREAT really nice and patient, helpfull, informative and others can be not so great Good luck hope it gets better :hugs:
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Old Sep 9, 2004 | 01:29 PM
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A GOOD DOCTOR story for you sweetie: Mom had a lil emergency with an eye problem and I was lucky enough to get squeezed into my Sons eye Doc's Practcie which was actually a CHILDRENS eye Doc. Well now they have hired on a newb and he is gonna see Adults! So I got to go see him! Well it was a nice treat as he I SWEAR he was BRAD W/ brown hair I didnt mind havin to stare into his eyes at all Well just though that would cheer you up sweetie to hear a GOOD Doc story
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Old Sep 9, 2004 | 01:40 PM
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Thank Mom Yeah the last story cheered me up Do you have brain docs, that look like Matt Damon too? Or Orlando Bloom in "Lord of the Rings"???? Including da ears!!! If so, I think I have to see that American specialist IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

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I suppose your eyes healed immediately when laying them on Mr. BrownHairedPitt
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Old Sep 9, 2004 | 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Superbabe,Sep 9 2004, 02:40 PM
Thank Mom Yeah the last story cheered me up Do you have brain docs, that look like Matt Damon too? Or Orlando Bloom in "Lord of the Rings"???? Including da ears!!! If so, I think I have to see that American specialist IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

DICKTOR

I suppose your eyes healed immediately when laying them on Mr. BrownHairedPitt
Glad I made ya laugh Sweetie! Well my eyes are still a lido messed mostly its one eye but he said they both have this weird thing. I cant even tell you what it is Not like there was actually sumtin in der but the eye was reacting to sumtin that was All I know is IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!! Ive got some new drops now from him and they seem to be helpin! 1 good ting he wants to see me in a week Im all OTAY!

Hmmmmmmm maybe I could get some kid to kick me in the eye once a month DAING he waz 222222222222222222222 CUTE!
As for your Brain Doc well lemme see what I can come up with for ya But if I find Dr. Damon or Bloom I think my lido Brain gets first dibs
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Old Sep 9, 2004 | 01:53 PM
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Mom's brain needs more help, that's for sure!
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Old Sep 9, 2004 | 01:54 PM
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Prezie for da Lil Girl from Bratwurst Town

DAMN NICE EARS
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Old Sep 9, 2004 | 01:57 PM
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Maybe he could be our SHRINK and we'd get to lay on his COUCH
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Old Sep 9, 2004 | 02:15 PM
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My nickname is Doctor.


















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Old Sep 9, 2004 | 02:37 PM
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Some do think they are gods with stethoscopes...but there are plent of good ones out there...now police they are all crooked
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