The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

Does your job stink?

Thread Tools
 
Old Sep 16, 2003 | 10:50 AM
  #1  
E ticket's Avatar
Thread Starter
25 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 4,704
Likes: 306
From: Alive in the Superunkown
Default Does your job stink?

September 16, 2003 - Wireless Flash
Job As Flatus Odor Judge Really Stinks

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Do you think your job stinks? You could be a Flatus Odor Judge.
That's just one of several of the Worst Jobs in Science according to the editors of "Popular Science" magazine, who just compiled the list for the latest issue.

Topping the chart for worst jobs are the odor judges at a Minneapolis gastroenterologist -- they're are paid to smell people's farts to determine potentially critical medical symptoms.

The second crappiest science job is being a Dysentery Stool-Sample Analyzer.
That's a person who opens stool canisters and analyzes feces to test the effectiveness of the kit.

Meanwhile, the Barnyard Masturbator, a researcher who collects semen for insemination purposes, comes in third, beating out jobs like Prison Rape Researcher, Carcass Cleaner and Fish Counter.
Reply
Old Sep 16, 2003 | 10:56 AM
  #2  
TriaXenginE's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 17,505
Likes: 0
Default

yes my job stinks. the toilet always overflows.
Reply
Old Sep 16, 2003 | 11:08 AM
  #3  
jedwards's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 28,318
Likes: 9
From: This is not my house!
Default

LOL!!
Reply
Old Sep 16, 2003 | 11:14 AM
  #4  
The Raptor's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,369
Likes: 1,615
From: La Crescenta, CA
Default

Makes my cleaning out the water in five frog terrariums Sunday, with many decomposed crickets, seen like ....."just walk in the park, Kazantsky." (Top Gun)
Reply
Old Sep 16, 2003 | 11:35 AM
  #5  
RiceBurnerTX's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 1,505
Likes: 0
From: Austin
Default

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]Makes my cleaning out the water in five frog terrariums Sunday, with many decomposed crickets, seen like ....."just walk in the park, Kazantsky."
Reply
Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:12 PM
  #6  
WestSideBilly's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 93,305
Likes: 820
From: Nowhere
Default

Rice, you still got that number for the truck driving place? I may need it...
Reply
Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:12 PM
  #7  
jtpassat's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 14,890
Likes: 0
Default

i have my shoes off and boy they stink.
Reply
Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:17 PM
  #8  
RiceBurnerTX's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 1,505
Likes: 0
From: Austin
Default

[QUOTE]Originally posted by WestSideBilly
[B]Rice, you still got that number for the truck driving place?
Reply
Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:17 PM
  #9  
RiceBurnerTX's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 1,505
Likes: 0
From: Austin
Default

Originally posted by RiceBurnerTX


So Billy....you need any help?.....figuring out who the best is
Reply
Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:17 PM
  #10  
jtpassat's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 14,890
Likes: 0
Default

the second place plaque is in the ladies room
Reply



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:05 AM.