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Old Nov 20, 2002 | 03:32 PM
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Splooge
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Old Nov 20, 2002 | 05:09 PM
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Oops... I meant the Houdini...

The Houdini: going at it doggy-style until you are just about to...then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.

Other classics...

The Angry Dragon: Immediately after you in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon.

The Flaming Amazon: This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're ming some chick, right when your about to , pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then extinguish the flames with your !

The Flying Camel: As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your...while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.
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Old Nov 20, 2002 | 05:10 PM
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I don't think I've ever used the term splooge... most of my friends said spooge.
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Old Nov 20, 2002 | 05:33 PM
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LMFAO!!!

I hadn't heard of those ones.
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Old Nov 20, 2002 | 07:14 PM
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You must have heard of Rodeo Style ......

While you are doing it doggy style grab a hand full of hair then tell her that her sister was a good lay as well..... you then have to see how long you can carry on riding her
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Old Nov 21, 2002 | 09:21 AM
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Or just call her ugly/fat/dumb. Redefining 8 seconds
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Old Nov 21, 2002 | 09:24 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahaa !

ROTFLMFAO
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Old Nov 21, 2002 | 09:47 AM
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heh heh heh....
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Old Nov 21, 2002 | 01:14 PM
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Oh, no one thought I knew what a Donkey Punch was!?..How appauling!
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Old Nov 21, 2002 | 03:01 PM
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Given you sig 6906, I would never have thought that YOU wouldn't know the meaning !!!!!!
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