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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 03:39 PM
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seriously.

it hurts.

it's sticky and won't come out.

it's *really* hard to breath in... you know, like actual choking.

I was fairly concerned. But obviously I came through alright.

I don't recommend it.
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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 03:45 PM
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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 03:54 PM
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use a bigger snort straw
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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 04:07 PM
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Wuz it crunchy? did you get a nut up yur nose?
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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 08:37 PM
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nonono

it was crunchy yes. creamy peanut butter sucks. SUCKS.

no, I got it in my wind pipe, like when you drink water wrong.

it just sticks there, it doesn't come out.
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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 10:29 PM
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what possessed you so that you inhaled PB in the first place?
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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Sep 7 2006, 05:07 PM
Wuz it crunchy? did you get a nut up yur nose?
Nuts on the wall = walnuts

Nuts on your chest = chestnuts

Nuts on your chin = ???


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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Sep 7 2006, 04:07 PM
Wuz it crunchy? did you get a nut up yur nose?
nuts across your nose
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Sep 7 2006, 07:39 PM
seriously.

it hurts.

it's sticky and won't come out.

it's *really* hard to breath in... you know, like actual choking.

I was fairly concerned. But obviously I came through alright.

I don't recommend it.
Isn't there something you can dilute it with? Nothing immediately comes to mind, but still...
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Sep 8 2006, 03:04 AM
Isn't there something you can dilute it with? Nothing immediately comes to mind, but still...
How about alcohol?
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