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That reminds me of a joke:
Three guys died at different times but appeared before St. Peter at the same moment. St. Peter asked each of them who he was. The first guy identified himself as Pablo Picasso. St. Peter said "Now how do I know you're Pablo Picasso?" The guy whipped out a sketch pad and drew a magnificent surrealistic sketch. St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in." The next guy identified himself as Albert Einstein. St. Peter said "Now how do I know you're Albert Einstein?" The guy began to explain the Theory of Relativity. St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in." The last guy identified himself as George W. Bush. St. Peter said "Wait a minute, the last two guys were Pablo Picasso and Albert Einstein. I made them prove who they were. Bush replied "who are they?" St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in."
Three guys died at different times but appeared before St. Peter at the same moment. St. Peter asked each of them who he was. The first guy identified himself as Pablo Picasso. St. Peter said "Now how do I know you're Pablo Picasso?" The guy whipped out a sketch pad and drew a magnificent surrealistic sketch. St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in." The next guy identified himself as Albert Einstein. St. Peter said "Now how do I know you're Albert Einstein?" The guy began to explain the Theory of Relativity. St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in." The last guy identified himself as George W. Bush. St. Peter said "Wait a minute, the last two guys were Pablo Picasso and Albert Einstein. I made them prove who they were. Bush replied "who are they?" St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in."
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Originally Posted by The Raptor' date='Mar 14 2007, 09:36 AM
That reminds me of a joke:
Three guys died at different times but appeared before St. Peter at the same moment. St. Peter asked each of them who he was. The first guy identified himself as Pablo Picasso. St. Peter said "Now how do I know you're Pablo Picasso?" The guy whipped out a sketch pad and drew a magnificent surrealistic sketch. St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in." The next guy identified himself as Albert Einstein. St. Peter said "Now how do I know you're Albert Einstein?" The guy began to explain the Theory of Relativity. St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in." The last guy identified himself as George W. Bush. St. Peter said "Wait a minute, the last two guys were Pablo Picasso and Albert Einstein. I made them prove who they were. Bush replied "who are they?" St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in."
Three guys died at different times but appeared before St. Peter at the same moment. St. Peter asked each of them who he was. The first guy identified himself as Pablo Picasso. St. Peter said "Now how do I know you're Pablo Picasso?" The guy whipped out a sketch pad and drew a magnificent surrealistic sketch. St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in." The next guy identified himself as Albert Einstein. St. Peter said "Now how do I know you're Albert Einstein?" The guy began to explain the Theory of Relativity. St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in." The last guy identified himself as George W. Bush. St. Peter said "Wait a minute, the last two guys were Pablo Picasso and Albert Einstein. I made them prove who they were. Bush replied "who are they?" St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced. Go on in."
