Chocolate vodka?

Sounds good on the rocks!

 

moonshine

 

More like

 

I was in Ohio once....and these guys asked me

"we all having a paaaraaade..and gunna be drenking some moonshine."

 

Everclear...straight outta the bottle. Chase it with Vodka.

 

wood alcohol..

 

gasoline...

thats the stuff...

 

91 octane.

 

I prefer 92...93 if I can find it. Just that little bit of extra kick.

 

Speaking of gasoline, back in high school my friend used to make a drink he called Rocket Fuel. It was pretty much equal parts of anything and everything in the liquor cabinet and Hawaiian Punch added to suit your taste. The whole concoction was mixed in a jerrican (the cans that carry gasoline) and you drank it by putting the pour spout in your mouth like a straw and then he'd tip it up and you'd drink it like a beer bong.

After you finished slugging it down you'd walk off...get about 10 feet away...and your knees would buckle!