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Old Jun 22, 2006 | 05:51 PM
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You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

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What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?







ANSWER:
Get off the children's carousel and, next time, don't drink so much!
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Old Jun 22, 2006 | 06:51 PM
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Alternative Answer: Patiently wait until you come down off the acid and in the meantime enjoy the ride.
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Jun 23 2006, 10:52 AM
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Old Jun 22, 2006 | 07:06 PM
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cliff notes?
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Originally Posted by wicky,Jun 23 2006, 11:06 AM
cliff notes?
I'm a child !
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Jun 23 2006, 11:13 AM
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