Mom, I hope you didn't try to hold any purses up to the chicken by that point.

 

Yeah, well, my weber has been idle for many years now.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?











To get the Miller can out of its ass!!

 

That's the same reason WSB crossed the road too.

 

To show the Armadillo it could be done...

 

that depends.

if the said chef is holding a beer in his left hand while holding cooking utensil in right, then the cooking activity is exempted.
it is doubly exempted if one or more of the following situation applies:
a federal holiday during summer month involving fireworks
at a stadium where there are individuals bring alcoholic drinks and congregate around a SUV or truck
Sunday
a celebration of the day that one of the participant was born

 

 

I dint

 

got ?

 

Whew. I'd be gettin' worried.