The bartender says "Down that hall, first door on the left." Two minutes later, the entire bar hears this bloodcurdling scream from the direction of the bathroom. A few seconds later, another bloodcurdling scream. The bartender, concerned, goes to the bathroom to investigate. He says to the drunk "What's with all the noise? You're scaring my customers." The drunk replies "Every time I try to flush this ing toilet, something grabs my balls." The bartender says "You idiot, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"

 

It's not biting my nose

 

 

Buzz off, Superbimbo.

 

But it's so much fun annoying the shiet outta you

 

You annoy the shit out of everyone, Superbimbo.

 

That's ok I can live with that old man

 

How do you know I'm an old man, Superbimbo?

 

Cause I've seen pics.

 

You are one self-absorbed skunk, Superbimbo. Last Summer I hosted a huge run and BBQ. People came from as far away as Seattle, Fort Wayne, Utah, Luxembourg, and Hong Kong. Everybody had a great time. Remind me not to invite you to the rerun next Summer.