If you were neck deep in sh*t, and somebody was about to pour a bucket of snot on your head, would you duck? You can't dodge it, so the only answer is duck or not duck. I'm not ducking, but what would you do?

Austin

 

Snot all the way. No duck.

 

why would you even ask something like this......?Bored!!???

 

How could you duck in the first place if your neck deep in shat?

 

by lowering your head and submerging it in sh!t.

 

can i turn around?

 

can i step aside???

 

I'd be so busy puking and convulsing that any predetermined movement would be out of the question.

 

 

You only said you can't "dodge" it... nothing was every said about turning.