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Old May 29, 2002 | 12:23 PM
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A truck-driving lesbo named Spike
drove dildos by night down the turnpike.
When asked by the fuzz what it is that she does,
she replied "I'm a fake dick van dyke."
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Old May 29, 2002 | 12:30 PM
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Thanks, Martin. here's another one.

The new cinematic emporium
is not just a super sensorium,
but a highly effectual, heterosexual
mutual masterbatorium.
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Old May 29, 2002 | 12:32 PM
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Or this one.

There once was a man named Skinner
who took a young lady to dinner.
They sat down to dine
at quarter past 9
and at quarter past 10 it was in her--
the dinner, not Skinner,
Skinner was in her before dinner.
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Old May 29, 2002 | 12:34 PM
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LMAO
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Old May 29, 2002 | 12:34 PM
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LMAO
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Old May 29, 2002 | 12:34 PM
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LMAO
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LMAO
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Old May 29, 2002 | 12:35 PM
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One more for the road.

A guru from Eastern Tibet,
and this is the strangest one yet,
had a wangus so long,
so firm and so strong,
he could skewer 6 yaks en brochette.
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