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Old Mar 7, 2006 | 07:50 AM
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Old Mar 7, 2006 | 08:00 AM
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Did you exchange STDs?
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Old Mar 7, 2006 | 08:03 AM
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MATCH CLOSED I am pursuing someone without VD.
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Old Mar 7, 2006 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Mar 6 2006, 12:49 PM
Ignorance is bliss when it comes to herpes.
Can I add this quote to my sig?....Can I please?....
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Old Mar 7, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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If you believe the hype on the stats on herpes... half of us have it .. ...3/4 of us that do have it DONT KNOW we have it and the quarter that does know doesn't care
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Old Mar 7, 2006 | 01:31 PM
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~scritch~scratch~scritch~

....The fock are you talking about?
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Old Mar 7, 2006 | 01:36 PM
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Dr Focker HELP! my dick just fell off..I managed to reattach it with some strong duct tape and a PVC collar..but should I worry?
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Old Mar 7, 2006 | 01:39 PM
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You know what I say? TIME TO UPGRADE!

While you have the basic parts disassembled already...you might as well go ahead and add some performance to your pecker!

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Old Mar 7, 2006 | 01:43 PM
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Should I go NA or blown?
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Old Mar 7, 2006 | 01:44 PM
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Once you get blown....you don't know how you lived without it!
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