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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Dec 27 2006, 10:42 PM
Unless you just want to find 'em, **** 'em, and forget 'em, in which case the older ones might be better in bed.
That's all I really want to do. I know from the get go there's no way anything long term would come out of it. I just want to smash her head into the headboard a couple times, say "have a goodnight" and leave.
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Dec 27 2006, 10:44 PM
I wonder if she likes to wear leather and is interested in going to Jerrys party???

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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Dec 27 2006, 10:42 PM
My advice based on my limited dating: Older women aren't necessarily better. Particularly when they're older, well off, and attractive - and still single. Big red flag there. Unless you just want to find 'em, **** 'em, and forget 'em, in which case the older ones might be better in bed.
WSB brings up a valuable point. . . she'll be great for a good spot of fun, but you need to make it clear you're just the pool boy.
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Dec 27 2006, 10:39 PM
Indiana? Poor girl.
Franklin, Indiana to be exact. Wherever the **** that is.
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 27 2006, 10:51 PM
WSB brings up a valuable point. . . she'll be great for a good spot of fun, but you need to make it clear you're just the pool boy.
I've know her pretty well. I'm sure she wouldn't have a problem with that.
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 09:58 PM
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Don't forget to use the baton. . .

Ken, be sure you get a baton for you eHarmony match there. . .
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 09:58 PM
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I have cuffs.
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Dec 27 2006, 10:58 PM
I have cuffs.
I have lots of those.
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 10:02 PM
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Batons, ankle restraints, restraint chairs, spit masks, electric shields, pepper spray, riot gear, a whole host of firearms....
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 10:14 PM
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I'm liking Allison's answers.

If I had a bad day, what is the first thing you would do for me?

"I would change into a nice negligee and change your mood ;-)"
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