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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Jan 25 2007, 08:20 PM
Nah, fuck that. Who am I kidding?
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 04:24 PM
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"oh shit, accidental "
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Jan 25 2007, 08:23 PM
Thanks for the offer, I may hit you up later. I'm taking some time off but plan on hitting the scene again soon.
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Jan 25 2007, 05:16 PM
Man, I was planning on trying EHarmony. Don't know if I want to now.
The problem with eHarm is that even after a man answers all their compatibility questions they still try and match him up with a woman... when what a guy needs is a robot.


Men should be given beverage dispensing robots.

... and the women should be given a chocolate of the month club membership and a DVD of a romantic comedy set in Italy starring Danny Terrio.
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 04:33 PM
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My favorite is "I love to travel"
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 04:33 PM
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Robot. Reminds me of this Citibank Identity Theft commercial...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IGPBRXKuoMc
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Jan 25 2007, 05:19 PM
True dat.

Ken, what age group are you corresponding with?

Maybe the younger crowd isn't so .
The pinnacle of women is from age 23 to 38. (yes, it's a big window) If they are still single at 39 they give up and nothing matters to them anymore. Prior to age 23 they are still naive enough and can be trained if caught in time.
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 04:36 PM
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Jan 25 2007, 05:35 PM
The pinnacle of women is from age 23 to 38. (yes, it's a big window) If they are still single at 39 they give up and nothing matters to them anymore. Prior to age 23 they are still naive enough and can be trained if caught in time.
Words of wisdom.
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by PopTarts,Jan 25 2007, 10:44 AM


"I like to go out, but also like to stay in with a movie"

"I'm caring"

"I'm loyal"

"I love my family and friends"

All four of those statements are proved to be false advertising when you take her out of the showroom and give her a dyno test.
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