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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 07:10 AM
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Why not just a and run?
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:07 AM
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Two dates. . . no play. I suck.
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Feb 19 2007, 04:26 AM
My bro found my jr. high girlfriend on MySpace.


She is married, a professional chef, has two kids and her TV interest is pron.
She's the one who taught me how to undo a bra with one hand. My dating life peaked way too early.
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Feb 19 2007, 07:49 AM
Hey, Ken... JACKPOT!
Wow.
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:13 AM
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[QUOTE]I want someone with a semi clean past. I know we all make mistakes, but it can
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:14 AM
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I wanna write to her and say "define... 'murder'"
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by PopTarts,Feb 19 2007, 11:13 AM
So other felonies are just fine, huh? Whew!!!
In Washington State, yes.
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:15 AM
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Man their server got toally pwned this weekend... = sucked
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by PopTarts,Feb 19 2007, 11:14 AM
I wanna write to her and say "define... 'murder'"
Rubber hose, chef's knife, axe, and diapers for a long car drive.
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Feb 19 2007, 02:15 PM
In Washington State, yes.
Reminds me of that simpsons episode where the ad against Quimby had the rotating doors on the prison
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