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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 12:16 PM
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The perfect match for WSB is a woman with little to no self-esteem, is blind and has no sense of smell. Also she should like to drink a LOT.
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 12:17 PM
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Of course, he'd still blow it.
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Feb 24 2007, 01:17 PM
Of course, he'd still blow it.
Yeah, but it'd still be nice for me to change the 99:1 odds down to a better 4:1.
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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99:1 ? Who are you kidding?
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Old Feb 25, 2007 | 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Feb 24 2007, 01:16 PM
with little to no self-esteem,
That part should be easy; a good 90% of the women I've ever met. Including my ex.
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Old Feb 25, 2007 | 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Feb 25 2007, 12:47 AM
99:1 ? Who are you kidding?
9999999999999:1 is probably closer to accurate.
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Feb 20 2007, 09:46 PM
Very intelligent, girl next door smokin hot ... and 12 years my junior.


Did I mention that she is intelligent?
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 03:36 AM
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It's all a ploy to lure you in.
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 10:02 AM
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this is the one I got today:

17 year old, 98 lbs, freaky in bed, has daddy-complex, looking for 34 year old to complete her
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Feb 27 2007, 02:02 PM
this is the one I got today:



Russian brides
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