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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 11:43 AM
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E mony
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Old May 31, 2007 | 12:40 PM
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Stop sending matches... I'm not a member anymore. Yes, I know being unemployed makes me more attractive to women... but I'm just not interested.
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Old May 31, 2007 | 12:43 PM
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Alright boys, I may be going where nobody should go. . . to the land of strippers.

So, when I was down on my luck, I'd frequent a place (not the Pink Poodle, although that has it's charms), and so, I figure, "hey, she's a stripper, she's supposed to pretend to like me."

I was working late Sunday, I stop by. No lap dances. . . bubkes. She remembers me from 9 months ago, and asks me for my phone number. WTF?!?!?!!

Details forthcoming if I get the call back.
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Old May 31, 2007 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Apr 18 2007, 03:07 PM
Compared to me or Dave, yeah... against JaBobby, no contest!


I'm a free man thank you very much...
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Old May 31, 2007 | 12:43 PM
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That said, all the .com sites are teh Suxx0rz
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Old May 31, 2007 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,May 31 2007, 12:43 PM
I'm a free man thank you very much...
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Old May 31, 2007 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Apr 22 2007, 11:42 AM
Lightweight.





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Old May 31, 2007 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 31 2007, 12:44 PM
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Old May 31, 2007 | 12:48 PM
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JaBobby, Unkie Trunkie demands details!!!
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Old May 31, 2007 | 12:49 PM
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Details about what?
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