eHarmony Found the Perfect Match for ME!

Alright boys, I may be going where nobody should go. . . to the land of strippers.
So, when I was down on my luck, I'd frequent a place (not the Pink Poodle, although that has it's charms), and so, I figure, "hey, she's a stripper, she's supposed to pretend to like me."
I was working late Sunday, I stop by. No lap dances. . . bubkes. She remembers me from 9 months ago, and asks me for my phone number. WTF?!?!?!!

Details forthcoming if I get the call back.








mony
Stop sending matches... I'm not a member anymore. Yes, I know being unemployed makes me more attractive to women... but I'm just not interested.


