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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 11:00 AM
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My favorite are the men who, after I tell them I'm not interested in seeing them again (after one or two dates), proceed to psychoanalyze me; claim "cut and run" must be my MO, that I have such low self-esteem that I can't accept a good man when I meet one, etc. etc.

lol

The only thing their angry tirades do is reinforce my decision to stop seeing them!
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jun 9 2007, 11:28 PM
So, the stripper chick flaked. Shocker. She called feeling quite apologetic.

So, the count is 1-0, Brian will return to the mound(s) Sunday evening; leaving a message while she's at work.
Don't forget to use her stage name.
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Jun 10 2007, 03:00 PM
My favorite are the men who, after I tell them I'm not interested in seeing them again (after one or two dates), proceed to psychoanalyze me; claim "cut and run" must be my MO, that I have such low self-esteem that I can't accept a good man when I meet one, etc. etc.

lol

The only thing their angry tirades do is reinforce my decision to stop seeing them!
hahahaha I love it
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 11:12 AM
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insecure wussbags, trying to project their own insecurity onto you. hilarious.

If he's really such a "good man," he should have no trouble finding another woman, and he should have no doubt that he will.
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Jun 10 2007, 11:00 AM
My favorite are the men who, after I tell them I'm not interested in seeing them again (after one or two dates), proceed to psychoanalyze me; claim "cut and run" must be my MO, that I have such low self-esteem that I can't accept a good man when I meet one, etc. etc.

lol

The only thing their angry tirades do is reinforce my decision to stop seeing them!
Yeesh.

I don't know what to tell you that you haven't already heard before.

I will say this, your gut instinct is probably pretty well tuned at this point. :hug:
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Jun 10 2007, 11:10 AM
Don't forget to use her stage name.
In bed, on the phone, or when I've got the spatula ready?
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jun 10 2007, 03:16 PM
In bed, on the phone, or when I've got the spatula ready?
In front of Mom & Dad.
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Jun 10 2007, 11:43 AM
... Thank God I carry concealed!!
Women with guns are sooooooo hawt.

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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 11:40 AM
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I have the feeling they know what she does for money.

As far as in front of my Mom and Dad. . . what, do you think I'm JaBobby?
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Jun 10 2007, 12:00 PM
My favorite are the men who, after I tell them I'm not interested in seeing them again (after one or two dates), proceed to psychoanalyze me; claim "cut and run" must be my MO, that I have such low self-esteem that I can't accept a good man when I meet one, etc. etc.

lol

The only thing their angry tirades do is reinforce my decision to stop seeing them!
In contrast, I mostly meet women who don't have the courtesy to say anything when they want to end it. They just stop calling or answering the phone. I'm left having to guess if they've simply moved on or perhaps have been kidnapped by terrorists. I now have a policy of letting the terrorist keep them.
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