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Old Mar 16, 2006 | 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Mar 16 2006, 09:30 AM
That she has gonorhea? Pretty good.
No, she is a churchgoing women...she must be holy!
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Old Mar 16, 2006 | 07:48 AM
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So she just has syphillis? That's not as bad.
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Old Mar 16, 2006 | 07:57 AM
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Come out Virginia show me a sign
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Old Mar 16, 2006 | 07:58 AM
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*clap*clap*clap*
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Old Mar 16, 2006 | 08:00 AM
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Not the sign I was hoping for!
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Old Mar 16, 2006 | 08:00 AM
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She gave me her mind
Then she gave me her body
But it seems to me
That she gave it to anybody
But I made her cry
And I made her scream (scream for me)
[Audience screams]
I took her high
And I curdled her cream
But how was I to know that she had been there before
She told me she was a virgin
She was number nine, ninety-nine on the clinical list
And I fell in love with the dirty little bitch

She's got the Jack
(I hate to tell you this darling)

I searched her mind
And then I searched her body
...But so did everybody
But she gave me her heart
And she gave me her soul
And a great, big - worn out
Empty hole
But how was I to know it had been filled in before
She said, "Bon, I've never had the urgency"
She was number nine, ninety-nine on the critical list
And I fell in love with the dirty little bitch

She's got the Jack
(I'll kill her)
(Oh and it hurts)

You know, I woke up one morning, and there it was on the sheets - the clap
Now I know you all call it the clap over here so what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna say "She's got the --", and I want you all to shout out
Just what it is she's got, in this case it's the clap
And if you wanna know who gave it to her, don't look at me

She's got the ...
(I wanna hear your voices)
She's got the ... clap
She's got the ... clap
She's got the ... clap
(That guy down there, whatta you doing?)
She's got the ... clap
(Yeah, you show me)
She's got the ... clap
She's got the ... clap
(She got that too, ha?)
She's got the ... clap

(I think what she needs ... is an Angus Young penicilian)

Angus Young

Alright

She's got the Jack
Oh yes she has
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Old Mar 16, 2006 | 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Mar 16 2006, 06:30 AM
That she has gonorhea? Pretty good.
That she'll get a no contact order against me? Effectively getting me excommunicated.
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Old Mar 16, 2006 | 08:15 AM
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Wouldn't that suck.
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Old Mar 16, 2006 | 08:17 AM
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Annulment cant be far behind...
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Old Mar 16, 2006 | 09:07 AM
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[QUOTE=WestSideBilly,Mar 16 2006, 09:15 AM]

Wouldn't that suck.
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