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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 01:32 PM
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A fig is like a date.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 01:33 PM
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A date is like a watermelon.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Mar 19 2006, 05:04 PM


I don't believe in getting 'lawfully' married.




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Living in sin
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Mar 19 2006, 02:23 PM
A date is like a fig.


date = 03/19/06

fig. = 36/24/36


I'd take that figure on a date.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Mar 19 2006, 02:33 PM
A date is like a watermelon.
Messy .
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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 09:10 PM
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This Friday night could be interesting...

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There must be something wrong with her?!?!


aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 06:47 AM
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There probably is something wrong with her - hopefully it's minor. Have fun Ken!
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 06:58 AM
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There is a wrong someone for every wrong someone.
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 07:04 AM
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If you're going out with a woman (and not with a sheep), then there's definitely something wrong with her. Something about the XX chromosome.
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 07:17 AM
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Everyone please remember my epitaph if I go before you. : I will never fully comprehend the female mind:
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