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Old May 3, 2006 | 01:32 PM
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Old May 3, 2006 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,May 3 2006, 02:29 PM
I was gonna say....
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Old May 3, 2006 | 02:28 PM
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<-3 hours, 2 minutes.
Better freshen my breath before the date:
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Old May 3, 2006 | 02:53 PM
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Old May 3, 2006 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 3 2006, 06:28 PM
<-3 hours, 2 minutes.
Better freshen my breath before the date:
Good luck! Wait till the second date to tell her your a
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Old May 3, 2006 | 02:56 PM
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I think she may already know of my ing ways.

She's not meeting Coco until the 4th date though.
http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/eg.../schmaltz.html
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Old May 3, 2006 | 03:00 PM
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If you serve her schmaltz your chances of a second date are slim to none.
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Old May 3, 2006 | 03:03 PM
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She loves bacon fat, apparently. So, no KOSHER schmaltz.
Alright everybody, if I don't in tomorrow, you'll know what happened!!

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Old May 3, 2006 | 03:43 PM
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At the end of the second date she'll tell you her real age is 45.
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Old May 3, 2006 | 04:12 PM
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Age isnt a factor unless she doesnt put out!
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