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Old Sep 23, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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The Church of Scientology is trying to recruit me for their SFX media production department. How should I respond?
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Old Sep 23, 2007 | 09:50 PM
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I voted

But in all honesty. . . MINORITY REPORT!!! RUN!!!!
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Old Sep 23, 2007 | 10:02 PM
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The Pre-Cogs are never wrong. But, occassionally... they do disagree.
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Old Sep 23, 2007 | 10:17 PM
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well personaly I've neva been a hUge TC fan since Zoey pointed out his toofie flaw butt I'd say GO FOR IT just for the cultnish of the deal

& isnt Travolitie one a dem scientists
pitamom would shure dig meetin that wacko if so
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Old Sep 24, 2007 | 01:46 AM
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Make sure you caption everything with "this is what Scientologists actually believe."
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Old Sep 24, 2007 | 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Sep 23 2007, 10:48 PM
The Church of Scientology is trying to recruit me for their SFX media production department. How should I respond?
No way!!!!! Don't do it!!!!!!!!! They will fry your brain and turn you into a zombie! No one works for them that doesn't belong to their cult. They get converts by employing people. They tried to do this to my son and his friend. Kids thought they were getting jobs! Lasted 2 days before they realized that the job depended on conversion.
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Old Sep 24, 2007 | 08:08 AM
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Old Sep 24, 2007 | 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Sep 24 2007, 01:48 AM
The Church of Scientology is trying to recruit me for their SFX media production department. How should I respond?
"I just need a place that faces Mecca so that I can pray 6 times a day"
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Old Sep 24, 2007 | 08:34 AM
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Xenu says, "Don't do it."
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Old Sep 24, 2007 | 01:46 PM
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It's been so long since I've voted in a poll that I voted for The Last Samurai before

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