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The End of the Light Bulb as We Know It

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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 11:33 AM
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The incandescent light bulb, one of the most venerable inventions of its era but deemed too inefficient for our own, will be phased off the U.S. market beginning in 2012 under the new energy law just approved by Congress.

Get 'em while you can...
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 12:12 PM
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what pray tell will we then pull out of people's rectums in the ER?
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Dec 20 2007, 01:12 PM
what pray tell will we then pull out of people's rectums in the ER?
The new ones have that corkscrew shape: ribbed for everyone's pleasure!
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Dec 20 2007, 02:12 PM
what pray tell will we then pull out of people's rectums in the ER?
Gerbils.
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Dec 20 2007, 01:12 PM
what pray tell will we then pull out of people's rectums in the ER?
Two liter bottles.
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 12:19 PM
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my shoe.
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Dec 20 2007, 01:19 PM
my shoe.
That's evil. . . I mean, you lodge your shoe up there, then have the chutzpah to be the anesthesiologist? That's some sick shit Raj.
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 20 2007, 04:56 PM
That's evil. . . I mean, you lodge your shoe up there, then have the chutzpah to be the anesthesiologist? That's some sick shit Raj.
And you were expecting...?
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 01:24 PM
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get paid at both ends!
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 08:14 PM
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Stocking up.
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