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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 05:00 PM
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Taking care of yourself

Interfering with oneself

Shaking hands with the president

Pulling the goalie

Choking the chicken

Spanking the monkey


(your turn)
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 05:05 PM
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flogging the dolphin
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 05:19 PM
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wanking
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 05:55 PM
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Beat this: https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showt...hl=masturbation
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 06:24 PM
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Aw crap. I was going to put them all in the first post.

Forget that... that's George's job.
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 07:26 PM
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:jeffing:

Although, this also implies copious ammounts of alchohol.

WSB's mom should be so proud.
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 07:48 PM
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(oh it's getting nasty)
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Jun 20 2007, 07:26 PM
WSB's mom should be so proud.
Where is she anyways?
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Old Jun 21, 2007 | 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by jedwards,Jun 20 2007, 09:48 PM
(oh it's getting nasty)
GETTING!?


Where have YOU been?
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Old Jun 21, 2007 | 06:44 AM
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taking care of myself.
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