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Old Apr 28, 2005 | 06:25 PM
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15 MOST ANNOYING CLICHES
As identified by the Accountemps survey of 150 senior executives

1. At the end of the day
2. Solution
3. Thinking outside the box
4. Synergy
5. Paradigm
6. Metrics
7. Take it offline
8. Redeployed people
9. Core Competency
10. Win-win
11. Value-added
12. Get on the same page
13. Customer-centric
14. Generation X
15. Alignment
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Old Apr 28, 2005 | 06:30 PM
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http://www.cio.com/archive/021505/tl_language.html
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Old Apr 28, 2005 | 06:34 PM
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actually...in my current company, none of them! I'm suddenly impressed.
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Old Apr 28, 2005 | 08:54 PM
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I use alignment everyday.

"your two eyes are in good alignment"
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Old Apr 28, 2005 | 10:43 PM
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lately on the way to work i've been saying "my car needs and alignment"....
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 04:32 AM
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I can't believe that yeeeeeeeeeeears after the phrase first became popular, people are still saying "think outside the box" - kind of an oxymoron, no?
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by jedwards,Apr 28 2005, 09:25 PM
15 MOST ANNOYING CLICHES
As identified by the Accountemps survey of 150 senior executives

1. At the end of the day
2. Solution
3. Thinking outside the box
4. Synergy
5. Paradigm
6. Metrics
7. Take it offline
8. Redeployed people
9. Core Competency
10. Win-win
11. Value-added
12. Get on the same page
13. Customer-centric
14. Generation X
15. Alignment
How is "Solution" a cliche?


I agree that most of them are pretty annoying. Thinking outside the box is the ultimate . How many people choose to think inside the box?

At a previous job, a coworker (who was a bit younger than I; we were 18 and 21 and the next youngest person was in his 40s) and I got annoyed with all the meetings that were a total waste of time. We started playing buzzword bingo. Loser usually had to buy lunch. Great way to pass the time.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 04:55 AM
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Hehe, I was thinking that, since I use "solution" a lot. As in, "here's your problem, and I've come up with three possible solutions..."

But I guess they mean in the marketing sense of the word, e.g., "IBM has a business solution for you."
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 04:57 AM
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Oh. That makes more sense.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 06:09 AM
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Behind the power curve.
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