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Old Aug 3, 2004 | 09:03 AM
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Old Aug 3, 2004 | 09:05 AM
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J' overactive again!
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Old Aug 3, 2004 | 09:14 AM
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Old Aug 3, 2004 | 10:52 AM
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Well I was getting some last month ... but she turned out to be nuts so I am now going without .........

Any nice ladies out there ....... !!!
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Old Aug 3, 2004 | 11:03 AM
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Hash. Long time no see...

How's the car treating you?
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Old Aug 3, 2004 | 11:07 AM
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Yeah really good thanks ...... she has done 30,000 miles in 12 months and is running like a dream. How is your little bundle of black and tan joy ?

As you can see I am still always at work late ... nothing new there !

Dude do you know how I change my avatar to a personal one as I am having problems with the new format.
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Old Aug 3, 2004 | 11:09 AM
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Other than blowing the motor, destroying the differential and a few other teething pains, the car's running like a champ!

You're a guest, so unfortunately you can't have a personal avatar...just one of the stock ones...
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Old Aug 3, 2004 | 11:18 AM
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I have mine but can't change it...
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Old Aug 3, 2004 | 11:18 AM
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RUBBISH !!!! Oh well ... looks like I will have to sign up again .... cant be a monkey without a monkey avatar !!!!!!!

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Old Aug 3, 2004 | 01:00 PM
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Shamelessly stolen from one of the UK posters, who gave us this wonderment a few days ago...

There are a few simple rules to follow:

Girlfriends are for fun and sex, nothing more or less.
Wives are for fun and sex and everything else.
No cards/nothing ever in writing.
No photos of you together alone.
No holding hands etc in public.
They never get your home phone number.
Don't tell them about each other.
If they ever phone you outside of arranged times it's finished.
Never within 40 miles of where you live.
Never see them on Friday Sat or Sun nights.
You never boast to a mate about any details - eg names, locations.
If you must buy presents, buy identical ones.
Never see them on the same day you are seeing your wife.
Never take presents they give you back to your home.
Don't hide incriminating things at home.
You don't get possessive about what they do/who they see.
Business dictates when you see them (and pays for it). No out of the ordinary trips.
Don't confuse love and infatuation.
Be honest about why you are seeing them.


Think I'd best go hide from sweetj now
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