Everybody Gets Laid

Being young: My ankle is cut, both knees hurt, my eyes are sore, and my shoulder isn't healing. "Much too young to feel this damn old" comes to mind.
Being single: I haven't gotten any in like 6 months, I drink 5-7 nights a week (usually alone), and the highlight of any given day is passing out.
Feels pretty good!








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You two are killin me. Oh to be young and single again.