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Old Dec 5, 2002 | 04:25 AM
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: anonymously calls the fun police and reports unregulated ass-smackin' running amock amongst conformists and non-conformists alike :
Old Dec 5, 2002 | 04:26 AM
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: gets put on hold while fun police continue with their own ass-smackin' agenda :



: finally gives in and smacks his own ass :
Old Dec 5, 2002 | 04:27 AM
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: finally sees why ass-smackin has become so popular :
Old Dec 5, 2002 | 04:30 AM
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: wonders if he should include ass-smackin' in daily aircraft status report to home office :
Old Dec 5, 2002 | 07:18 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by tokyo_james
[B]:worried about the amount of ass smacking going on between the boys:
Old Dec 5, 2002 | 07:49 AM
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:hopes Zoes doesn't graduate to butt-plugs:

:laughs accordingly:
Old Dec 5, 2002 | 08:34 AM
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Originally posted by PeaceLove&S2K
:dials 420 for the eVb police:
:responds belatedly:

:attempts to keep a stern face while suppressing uncontrollable laughter about the previous conversations:

:suggest that Luke stay with his back to the wall for safety's sake:
Old Dec 5, 2002 | 08:43 AM
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: agrees with Kathy and thanks her for the suggestion :

: wonders how long I can stay backed up against the wall :

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Old Dec 5, 2002 | 08:49 AM
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: approaches from other side of the wall :

: picks up sledge hammer and begins to swing away at wall :
Old Dec 5, 2002 | 08:49 AM
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: dons giant bronzed ultra-fan foam finger and prepares to smack that @ss! :



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