: is informed that full nudity is prihited on hot chicks thread :



: wonders if partial nudity is accepatble :

 

: wonders if he should just load his own photo album with as much smut as it can hold, then make it available to everyone :

 

: receives word that past five weeks of payroll snafu resulting in underpayment will all be reimbursed next Friday :




: realizes that is one Friday too late for Christmas :








: decides to just put Christmas on VISA this year... after all, it is everywhere I want it to be :

 

:laughs again:

:calls volvo dealer to see if kelly's christmas present is there:

:also paying with VISA:

:realizes that having a girlfriend with a christmas list of car stuff is a rare and beautiful thing:

:smiles accordingly:

 

: as a festive holiday gesture, Zoe decides to have many beers and this weekend in Vegas for all Corner Comrades :





: if Zoe wins Mega-Bucks, Zoe will buy many S2K accessories for all good Corner Patrons :

 

: Zoe will also buy Jim a high dollar Vegas hooker as a graduation gift :









: what the hell...
Zoe will buy Skuz his own S2K if he'll stop whoring and keep it in the corner game thread :

 

: realizes that Jim doesn't need a high priced Vegas Hooker for grad gift...:

: decides to pocket cash instead and just keep posting on hot chicks thread :

 

i want an s2k...and a leatherman wave....among other things.......better get to shoppin zoe

 

:Jim thanks Zoe for his kindness in advance:

:wonders what Kelly will think of that:

:realizes that he is without S2000:

:developes urge to car shop:

:grinds teeth accordingly:

 

:begs Zoe to reconsider:

:likes eye-candy just as much as the next guy:

:wants to go to Vegas: