: LMAO, accordingly :

 

: on tv- "Has your monkey been kicked in the nads lately? Is he tired of crawling around cuz he cant walk? Then you need the Monkey Revenge 3000!! For only 12 easy payments of $89.99 your monkey can get all the revenge he would ever need!" :

 

: procedes to phone accordingly :

 

:finishes beer......wipes mouth:

:desides to go get ice for the monkey's nads:

 

: orders Monkey Revenge 3000 with express next hour delivery :

 

: Recives package from ups :

 

: wonders why the box is so mutilated :

 

: thinks nothing of it and procedes to install Monkey Revenge 3000 onto monkey :

 

:wonders what monkey revenge 3000 does:

:loads shotgun:

: practices target shooting on RaptorsGeoMetro's Geo Metro:

 

:bellows evil laughter: