"the crown jewels"

 

:my junk:

 

LOL good one Luke!

 

: laughing at that last nic for your equipment :

: but thinking that usually "junk" is reserved for the girls with the phat bootays..ie-"she's got some junk in the trunk" :

 

: barrel and magazines :

: stick and stones :

: frank and beans is still the funniest IMO :

: :

 

:reminded about "spotted dick" for some reason:

:wonders if AnDy or James has ever eaten it:

:wonders if thet would admitt it here knowing how it'll come across:

 

:laughs at "my junk" reference from that movie with the guy from "saved by the bell" about college and roommates cheating and almost failing but pretending suicide attempt to get out of trouble:
:remembers pulling similar stunts to get extra time to bring up my grades:

 

: hairy beanbag:
: cyclops:
: one eyed snake:
: he's got a one eyed snake, right between his thighs (to quote the wonderful paula abdul):
: tubesteak:

 

: purple headed warrior :

:reminds Josh the name of the movie is "Dead Man on Campus":

 

:recalls seeing it on the menu in the UK this spring: