Cinderalla wants to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As cinderella sits crying in the garden her fairy godmother appears and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to attend the ball under two conditions. First she must wear a diaphragm Cinderella agrees and second she must be back by 2:00 A.M. If she is any later than two a.m. her diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin. Cinderella agrees to be home by two. The appointed time comes and no sign of Cinderella. Finally at five A.M. Cinderella shows up looking very love struck and sastified." Where have you been?" cries the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!" "I met a prince fairy godmother he took care of everything" The fairy godmother stated "I know of no prince with such power tell me his name!" Cinderella replied" I can't remember exactly.....Peter,Peter,something or other"........

 

 

Snow White saw Pinocchio walking thru the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying," lie to me! lie to me!"

 

Did you know Captain Hook died from jock itch.

 

hahhahhahahaha Robb tell another one!!!

 

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex.
"What that"? he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said
"Oh I use the hole in the trunk of a tree".
Horrified she said"Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly". She took off her clothes lay on the ground and spread her legs. "Here she said you must put it in here". Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp"What the hell did you do that for"?
"Just checking for bees" said Tarzan.

 

hehehehe

 

haaaaaaaarrrr harrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by robb
[B]Cinderalla wants to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As cinderella sits crying in the garden her fairy godmother appears and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to attend the ball under two conditions. First she must wear a diaphragm Cinderella agrees and second she must be back by 2:00 A.M. If she is any later than two a.m. her diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin. Cinderella agrees to be home by two. The appointed time comes and no sign of Cinderella. Finally at five A.M. Cinderella shows up looking very love struck and sastified." Where have you been?" cries the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!" "I met a prince fairy godmother he took care of everything"

 

still don't know who this Peter person is...