>Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
>Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
>Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience,but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
>Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
>Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
>Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car... and she wanted me to drive."
>George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
>George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
>Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
>Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building."

 

Would that hold up in court?

 

bahahahahahaha....funny stuff..

 

Some good ones there!

 

Sex is dirty and evil and should be replaced with a new tax-- Dubya

 

I think this is my favorite.

 

I like "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building."

 

^ Case in point.

 

not for me

it takes a SL55 to get me on