Never invest in anything that eats or needs painting.

 

Another one that came to me this evening is, "Some people's children..."

 

"If it has tits or tires, you're gonna have problems with it."

 

A Blivet is NOT a five pound bag.

 

A penny saved is a penny earned.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Eat your dinner. Think of all the starving people in China.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

 

i say krikey **** all the time. haha. like what the krikey **** are you talking about. haha. does get a good laughf.

 

"Well. . . that went over like a turd in a punchbowl."

 

quickly followed by


see some otha good 1's up der^^^^ as well will comment soon

 

"S/he's a few noodles short of a chow mein plate."

My new favorite one describes jerks with chronic confirmation bias:
"S/he was born on third, and thought s/he got a triple."

 

That quote was actually in one of my texts this term, specifically referring to people who are born into privileged families.