You will live on in infamy once you leave the Japan office, James. I'm certain of it!!!

Anyway, I'm gonna' blow out right now and finish "Bicentennial Man."

Great whoring with you (as always), James. Have a blissful day!

 

I stayed home from work last week because I lost a button, and I just didn't feel like changing shirts...




Life can be cruel.

 

I'm afraid I may lose a button again next week.

I'm just not prepared for this type of disaster anymore.

 

So do you tell your work that you lost a button so you cant make it in today??

 

ROFLMAO

I am going to have to try that one !!!!!!!

 

I usually tell them that I have to tend to a 'family matter'.



I'm on the verge of creating a make-believe brother-in-law who is in and out of jail. He also owes a lot of money, and is a recovering addict.

 

Man, I almost forgot...






" Ohhhh, look... he has his Grandfather's eyes..."


" Gomez... Get those out of his mouth!"

 

"A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand and says 'Make me one with everything!'"

--Bicentennial Man

 

"I know that this steak isn't real. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the matrix is telling me that it's juicy and delicious. After all this years, you know what I've learnt? ... ignorance is bliss."

 

I sense a fellow lover of sci-fi in our midst!!