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Old Aug 27, 2006 | 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Aug 27 2006, 05:19 AM
You guys are hysterical!

Do you think we want you to know the real answer? It's much more fun making you wonder.
So, I take it you don't know the answer but are afraid to admit it.
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Old Aug 27, 2006 | 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Aug 27 2006, 08:01 AM
So, I take it you don't know the answer but are afraid to admit it.
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Old Aug 27, 2006 | 08:32 AM
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This guy is walking on the beach somewhere in California. He sees a
lamp,
rubs it, and a Genie comes out. The genie is so happy that he decides
to
grant one wish to the lucky guy.

The guy thinks about it and says, "I'd like you to build a highway to
Hawaii
because I am afraid to fly. The genie responds that this can't be done
because it would be technologically impossible considering the depth of
the
ocean and the distance to Hawaii. So he asks the guy to wish for
something
else.

The guy thinks about it and, very enthusiastically, wishes he would
understand women.

The genie than said, "Do you want your highway to have 2 or 4 lanes?"
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Old Aug 27, 2006 | 08:40 AM
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If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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Old Aug 27, 2006 | 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Aug 27 2006, 01:16 AM
We have to take into consideration... the average female doesn't know what she is thinking and she's the one thinking it... what makes you think you'll be able to make sense of it?
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Old Aug 27, 2006 | 12:01 PM
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I love how my name is now a verb associated with getting put on the friend ladder.
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Old Aug 27, 2006 | 12:33 PM
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Once again, I appreciate how WSB takes the bullet for events that are normally attributed to me in any of my other circles of friends.
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Old Aug 27, 2006 | 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Aug 27 2006, 04:01 PM
I love how my name is now a verb associated with getting put on the friend ladder.
If the shoe fits, yada yada yada.
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Old Aug 27, 2006 | 12:43 PM
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If the shoe fits, you're probably wearing the wrong kind of socks.
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Old Aug 27, 2006 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Aug 26 2006, 01:06 PM
Don't ask... you really do not want to know the truth.



The truth of the female mind will only confuse you even more.
This is sometimes very true.
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