Finally, a BLONDE GUY joke.
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Finally, a BLONDE GUY joke.
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's happening?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to dial 911, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says "Daddy, Daddy, Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on." The guy slams the phone down, storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his wife, and rips open the wardrobe drawer. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten @#$%^&*," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked, scaring the kids."
