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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 03:21 PM
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hahah....please don't mind me, I just feel great!!!!
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 03:21 PM
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Originally posted by AVXs2000
hahah....please don't mind me, I just feel great!!!!
You're everywhere!
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 05:43 PM
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Originally posted by The Unabageler
welcome to ZION my friends, the post whore's promised land.


Does this mean we can re start the Post Whore Association badges ?!?!?!?
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 06:03 PM
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Originally posted by tokyo_james




Does this mean we can re start the Post Whore Association badges ?!?!?!?
I have to ask the authorities. I hope we can...I feel dishonorable without it!
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 06:11 PM
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oh and it's Post Whores Anonymous, kinda like a 12 step program.

step 1: admit you're powerless over posting.
step 2: come to believe that a greater power could grant us higher post counts.
step 3: make a decision to turn our will and lives over to the care of the board as we understand it.
step 4: make a searching and fearless post inventory of ourselves.
step 5: admit to the board, to ourselves and to another board member the exact nature of our posts.
step 6: be entirely ready to post more.
step 7: humbly ask the board to be able to post more.
step 8: make a list of all persons we posted about, and be willing to post about them again.
step 9: post about those people, except when doing so would cause them to stop posting.
step 10: continue your post inventory and admit when we could've posted but didn't.
step 11: seek through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with posts as we understand them, praying only to be able to post more frequently.
step 12: have a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, and try to carry this message to post whores and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 06:12 PM
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i'm sorry, i'm not following the 6th step. that could've been done in 13 posts instead of 1.
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 06:14 PM
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[PWA stamp]ok.[/PWA stamp]
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 06:14 PM
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see, it's like AA except the steps are to become more whorish and recover from a <10postperday post rate.
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 06:41 PM
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Originally posted by The Unabageler


step 1: admit you're powerless over posting.

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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 06:42 PM
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Originally posted by The Unabageler

step 2: come to believe that a greater power could grant us higher post counts.

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