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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Covarubius

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Old Jan 28, 2003 | 10:25 AM
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for advice about breast enlargement. He told her "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the tips of your nipples and say 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.' " She did this faithfully every day. After several months, it worked! She grew great boobs!

One morning she was running late and, in her rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotton her morning ritual. By now, she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them. So she got up in the middle of the bus, rubbed the tips of her nipples, and said "Scooby, dooby, dooby, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked her "Excuse me, but do you, by any chance, go to Dr. Covarubius?" Why, yes, how did you know?" she replied. The guy stood up, grabbed his crotch, and said "Hickory dickory dock....."
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Old Jan 28, 2003 | 10:57 AM
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Old Jan 28, 2003 | 01:50 PM
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Old Jan 28, 2003 | 09:21 PM
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Scooby doobie doobie
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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 01:47 PM
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hilarious
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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 02:12 PM
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Thank you. Boy, this one got dug up from the depths.
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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 03:33 PM
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I don't get it. :tugs on crotch:


Dock doesn't rhyme with crotch.

"Dock, rock, lock, flock,................
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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 03:37 PM
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm..................................... .


oh................................................ .....................


OH................................................ .....................
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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 03:37 PM
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OH GEEEEEEZZZZ!!!!

I got it!!

I want a bigger \"GONAD!\"


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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 03:42 PM
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I have a hard time relating to that.


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