On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
thunderstorm.

Suddenly one wing is struck by lightning.

A woman on the plane begins to panic and loses it. She stands up in the front of the plane
screaming, "I'm too young to die!"

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes to
be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel
like a woman," he says.
He is gorgeous, tall, muscular man, with jet black eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a time.

No one moves.

Muscles ripple across his chest. As he reaches her, he extends the arm
holding his shirt out to the trembling woman, and whispers:


"Iron this."

 

LMAO!!!!!

- in case Kathy is around.

 

Good ing post!

 

An oldie, but a great ing, ing post.

 

ing, ing, ing, ing, ing -- just do it!!!!!

 

LOFL

:looks for the ROFL smiley:

 

Heard it before, but still raises a smile