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Okay. I know it's a locker room. I know it's at work. I know that there are showers, a toilet, a urinal, tp, Q-tips, towels, flyers for marathons with chiseled guys and chicks I'll never get. . .
I know that you poop in the toilet. You can even throw up in the toilet, or the sink. I know that you pee in the urinal. . . fine.
When you're in the shower with curtain drawn. . . I don't wanna know how you lather, so long as you lather. . . and you don't lather too long down south. . . fine.
BUT WHAT IN GOD'S HOLY NAME WAS THAT ONE GUY DOING YESTERDAY?!??!!
SO, I'm in the shower, doing my thing. Minding my lather. . . and from the shower two stalls down comes the foulest sound I've ever heard in a locker room. After assessing what sounded like a mix of a 454 with a rough idle, frat chunder, and a 707 with a bird in the intake, I came to realize this guy was cleaning his sinuses. . .
Maybe I'm super sensitive about the whole "sound" thing. But that is one sound I do not need to hear. In a locker room, I can understand coughing up a looger or two, strangling a grogan, pooping off a post-sales hangover. . . but sweet Jesus, this guy was reading from the Phlegmish Book of The Dead. . . Nasal Necromancy. . . hell, I nearly lost my own lunch listening to this. . . minute after excruciating minute.
The topper was when, after my 5 minute shower, Mr. Mucus was still going at it for another 5 minutes as I'm suiting up!! And then, my buddy Al comes into the locker room, hears the Folies Booger coming from the showers, and gives me the utmost look of fright. I go wide-eyed, acknowledging the Sinu-apacolypse.
Then, as I'm leaving the locker, the D-bag comes out, happy as can be. . . my only sincere hope is that all those nose gremlins went down the drain. Yeesh!
I know that you poop in the toilet. You can even throw up in the toilet, or the sink. I know that you pee in the urinal. . . fine.
When you're in the shower with curtain drawn. . . I don't wanna know how you lather, so long as you lather. . . and you don't lather too long down south. . . fine.
BUT WHAT IN GOD'S HOLY NAME WAS THAT ONE GUY DOING YESTERDAY?!??!!
SO, I'm in the shower, doing my thing. Minding my lather. . . and from the shower two stalls down comes the foulest sound I've ever heard in a locker room. After assessing what sounded like a mix of a 454 with a rough idle, frat chunder, and a 707 with a bird in the intake, I came to realize this guy was cleaning his sinuses. . .
Maybe I'm super sensitive about the whole "sound" thing. But that is one sound I do not need to hear. In a locker room, I can understand coughing up a looger or two, strangling a grogan, pooping off a post-sales hangover. . . but sweet Jesus, this guy was reading from the Phlegmish Book of The Dead. . . Nasal Necromancy. . . hell, I nearly lost my own lunch listening to this. . . minute after excruciating minute.
The topper was when, after my 5 minute shower, Mr. Mucus was still going at it for another 5 minutes as I'm suiting up!! And then, my buddy Al comes into the locker room, hears the Folies Booger coming from the showers, and gives me the utmost look of fright. I go wide-eyed, acknowledging the Sinu-apacolypse.
Then, as I'm leaving the locker, the D-bag comes out, happy as can be. . . my only sincere hope is that all those nose gremlins went down the drain. Yeesh!
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Originally Posted by Ledfoot,Oct 31 2007, 04:48 AM
:sniffle: I'm so proud of you.... 
Now if it was me I would have dumped a bucket of ice water up and over the shower curtain...
Now if it was me I would have dumped a bucket of ice water up and over the shower curtain...
If anything, it might be amusing to watch the HR girl giggle: she has nice tee-taas.
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In a similar vein...
... I was dropping a deuce yesterday when two guys came in... took the other two stalls, and proceeded to hold a conversation (which is bad enough) about a coworker who wasn't getting his shit done and hurting the program... I don't know, but the shitter doesn't seem like a good place to be talking bad about people when you don't know who else is in the room.
... I was dropping a deuce yesterday when two guys came in... took the other two stalls, and proceeded to hold a conversation (which is bad enough) about a coworker who wasn't getting his shit done and hurting the program... I don't know, but the shitter doesn't seem like a good place to be talking bad about people when you don't know who else is in the room.