The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

Fortune Cookie

Thread Tools
 
Old Jun 15, 2011 | 06:07 AM
  #1  
CrazyCracker82's Avatar
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 42,116
Likes: 31
From: Over the Electric Grapevine.....man
Default Fortune Cookie

So a local Chinese restaurant that I frequent regularly for lunch has a box of fortune cookies by the exit door so when I leave everytime I stock up on them since they are good. So whenever I open one I'm posting it in here.
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2011 | 06:07 AM
  #2  
CrazyCracker82's Avatar
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 42,116
Likes: 31
From: Over the Electric Grapevine.....man
Default

"you love sports, horses and gambling, but not to excess."
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2011 | 06:08 AM
  #3  
CrazyCracker82's Avatar
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 42,116
Likes: 31
From: Over the Electric Grapevine.....man
Default

"you are gifted in many ways"
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2011 | 06:21 AM
  #4  
The Raptor's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,361
Likes: 1,613
From: La Crescenta, CA
Default

Reply
Old Jun 15, 2011 | 06:25 AM
  #5  
EVAN&MONICA's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 22,535
Likes: 0
From: Portlandia
Default

Good idea! I have one pinned to my desk wall at work that makes me when I read it. It says "You will be hungry sooon. Order take out now."


Monica
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2011 | 07:07 AM
  #6  
CrazyCracker82's Avatar
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 42,116
Likes: 31
From: Over the Electric Grapevine.....man
Default

I have 4 that I have kept on my desk for a while.

"You will be showered with good luck"

"you have much skill in expressing yourself to be effective"

"doing what you like is freedom, liking what you do is happiness"

"God will help you overcome any hardship"
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2011 | 08:16 AM
  #7  
vtecmom's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
Photogenic
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 111,880
Likes: 2,034
From: SoCal
Default

Originally Posted by EVAN&MONICA
Good idea! I have one pinned to my desk wall at work that makes me when I read it. It says "You will be hungry sooon. Order take out now."


Monica

good and love your's LG :cute: Mrs. RT has an adorable lil take home box from one place that says KARI OUT :hername:
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2011 | 08:17 AM
  #8  
vtecmom's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
Photogenic
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 111,880
Likes: 2,034
From: SoCal
Default

Fave I've gotten so far in my life read > Your place in life is in the ers seat
Reply
Old Jun 25, 2011 | 05:43 AM
  #9  
CrazyCracker82's Avatar
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 42,116
Likes: 31
From: Over the Electric Grapevine.....man
Default

"Accept the next proposition you hear"
Reply
Old Jun 25, 2011 | 05:11 PM
  #10  
shareall's Avatar
Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 64,605
Likes: 1,225
Default

I have 3 taped to my laptop:

"Good thoughts make life better."

"You have a deep understanding of other people's needs and feelings."

"Vous avez de la rigueur, le sens de l'orientation et l'ambition necessaires pour atteindre vos objectifs." (Taped the French side to be visible instead of the English. )
Reply



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:35 PM.