Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks true friendship and truth itself!

Dear Friend,
When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got some.

When you are scared, ...I will tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are si ck, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want what you've got.

When you fall, ...I will try to keep from laughing.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you ask? Because you're my friend.

Think of 10 of your closest friends then get depressed because you realize you only have 2, and one of them is not speaking to you right now.

And always remember: A friend will help you move... A really good friend will help you move a body.

 

Haha! how true! Great post

 

 

Good stuff!

 

Nice post, Brian.

 

just remember that last one Luke....

 

good one! If I sent that around to all the girls I know they would be offended.

 

heh heh heh....I liked it too.

 

So true...

 

Treingmendous!!!!!

that one has gone out by e-mail