A frog walks into a back and up to the teller window.
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A frog walks into a back and up to the teller window.
The nameplate on the teller window reads "Patricia Whack." The frog says "Good morning Ms. Whack. I'm going to buy a boat to take on my vacation and I need a loan." The teller looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says "$30,000." The teller says "That's a lot of money, what is your name?" The frog says "My name is Kermit Jagger, Ms. Whack, and it's OK because I know the bank manager." She asks if he has any collateral and the frog says "Sure. I have this." He hands her a tiny porcelain pink elephant. Very confused, the teller says "Wait right here" and she walks into the bank manager's office and says "There's a frog at my window who says he knows you and wants to borrow $30,000." She hands him the tiny porcelain pink elephant and says "What is it?" The bank manager replies
"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Cute!
