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"Yesterday in a 25 to 24 vote, Republicans welcomed back Lott back into their leadership and named him minority whip. That is great for Trent. They say minority whip is a stepping stone to Grand Wizard." --Stephen Colbert
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Stop calling what Dick Cheney does "hunting." Cheney spent election day in Pierre, South Dakota, massacring small, tame animals that someone tossed in front of his gun. The only good news was it was the first time in months you heard a Republican was in Pierre, and Pierre wasn't a little boy. -- Bill Maher










