You guys' aren't helping me now. Now all you're talking about is getting a gf. Wait....maybe I can have both
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(several hours later)

Don't try that! I got two black eyes, a dead arm, and well...I don't think I'll need protection anymore, nothing is coming out of there with it being that swollen. At least it looks better now, that is if you ignore the black and the blue.